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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

siouxerz:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

BAM

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

kingdomy:

Shiba Inu “works” at a little shop in Japan (via)

paranoid-android92:

nicoleyoleoleo:

paranoid-android92:

haleybaley901:

anintricatemess:

If you have Drum Major problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems and the trumpets are all of them.

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my summer in a nutshell

Woah there jdfuncorps u hold one diddly darn second

where is the lie

militiamedic:

alexrhuman:

militiamedic:

alexrhuman:

militiamedic:

sassiestravenclaw:

nystic:

this is important please spread

WHERE IS ALL THIS CONFLICTING INFO COMING FROM

To play devil’s advocate, if he was in fact attacking the officer through the window of the car, the wound pattern could be consistent to that as well. Not that I think that’s what happened, but it could work.

must be a magic bullet then, because you’ve definitely got a supernatural view of ballisticw

Not saying it was one shot, but if, theoretically speaking, the victim was reaching for the gun, his head would have been stuck through the window of the car, putting him at an angle to receive the gunshot wound to the top of the head. I’m quite certain that’s the official police story.

If that’s the case, however, the multiple shots that hit his arms would have shredded the inside of the vehicle, leaving some pretty obvious evidence.

Again, all you need to do is look at my page to know that I strongly doubt the police story and stand in solidarity with the protesters, I’m simply presenting the arguments that people are going to use to explain away these autopsy results, mainly so we can have this discourse and work our way to a realistic conclusion.

I’m not saying you’re with the cops on that, I’m just saying that I can’t see that situation happening quite in that fashion. Seen bullets hit people and you’re creating a scenario that is at the very least unlikely.

Well, that was largely based on what I have now heard was a completely erroneous mainstream media representation of what the cops were saying had happened. So yeah, car window scenario straight out the window.

As for the rest, God only knows if we’ll ever get a concrete answer on this. Bullets DO do strange things. One example comes to mind from personal experience. I once treated a man who took a 9mm round through the right buttocks. Bullet traveled at an angle across the pelvis, exited the pelvis, entered the scrotum, passed through the left testicle, exited the body again, reentered the penis, went through, and exited the body again. Technically the man had three entry wounds and 3 exit wounds, from one bullet. The look of ‘wtf’ on the whole trauma team’s face was classic.

Bullets have extremely strange patters on occasion most definitely, but if the head trauma was from the struggle in the police car how in God’s name would he have made it as far away from the cruiser as he did?

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

69shadesofgayy:

Literally me

69shadesofgayy:

Literally me

centraljerseysky:

vengeful-rising-demon:

hotdogsngiggles:

raggedymind:

poppunkvampire:

pandulce11:

epicallyfunny:

You can easily find all these ice cube trays atmost20.com/IceCubes

I want this because of reasons

reminder to self to get ridiculous ice molds in lieu of “”adult”” ice cube trays

I need those moai ones.

(Also, most of these can be used to make chocolates)

I have one that makes tiny incredibly detailed revolvers and it’s AWESOME

DEATH STAR ICE MOLD?! WHAT

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

tempurafriedhappiness:

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles.